July 2012
June 2012
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masturbating
to girls masturbating
to girls masturbating
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My greatest victory has been to be able to live with myself, to accept my...
– Audrey Hepburn
whats the deal with super smooth dicks? they gross me out.
your cock look like a bratwurst.
04’s biggest whore
netflix is down what do i do help
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geeksquadgangbang:
there are those who freak out about Period Sex like they’ve just farted out their intestines into the toilet, and then there are those who proclaim it to be the most amazing intercourse that mere human words could never fully realize.
both of you need to calm down and stop being weird
dr.scott
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(carnivorous vulgaris): i start to make a... →
geeksquadgangbang:
i start to make a favorites list at least once a month, but i always chicken out
i feel weird about reblogging something personal from someone when i find out they’ve deleted it
you can’t say you dislike something, only to disagree with everyone who agrees with you by pointing out things you…
funny because i tried to reblog you and it was like “tumblr cannot...
I feel like myself again.
the-mental-illest:
You should pronounce the “gain” in again as in gain weight, you savage. It’s fancier that way.
yay i love you
i felt worse when i got 100 notes and when i had 1000 followers than i do now with 9 notes.
Anonymous asked: I saw the inside of your room once. You were gone and you left your door open. I didn’t go into your room but I did look. There was just a sleeping bag on the floor and garbage all over. The garbage made a steep pile in the corner of your room. It looked exactly the same as my room
Anonymous asked: post naked pictures and get like 10 notes lol reality check motherfucker
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i kept telling everyone it would pass and no one believed me
I will probably be dancing drunk and pantsless on...
pearlmother:
Randy Marshin’ it up.
Anonymous asked: Do you think you're a hipster? Why or why not?